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"JKER" (jker)
12/05/2014 at 02:29 • Filed to: None

Soo I need a good story here. Met a girl on tinder (go ahead and laugh) and now need a good story to tell everyone else how we met. Submit stories below, go crazy!

DISCUSSION (54)

TheHondaBro > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:31

Oppositelock.

JKER > TheHondaBro
12/05/2014 at 02:32

Miata.

Aaron James > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:33

You were pumping gas next to each other, you locked eyes, she gave you a sly smile and it was love at first sight. You live happily ever after, the end.

XJDano > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:36

Key party

StingrayJake > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:36

You saved her from an Internet predator... Unless you are the predator.

JKER > XJDano
12/05/2014 at 02:37

Not sure what that is...

JKER > StingrayJake
12/05/2014 at 02:37

I am the predator.

JKER > Aaron James
12/05/2014 at 02:37

She said that's too weird.

Redd, the RX-7 that could > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:38

You overheard her making a comment about how the Honda S2000's 9,000rpm redline made it it worth owning despite its tendency to snap oversteer. And then you just knew it was love.

YSI-what can brown do for you > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:40

What is wrong with meeting someone on tinder? It is just cutting out the bullshit. Everyone knows everyone there is looking for someone!

JustWaitingForAMate > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:40

PLOT TWIST!

Aaron James > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:41

just replace gas station with school, work, mall, sex shop, dark alley, whatever isn't weird. Keep the rest exactly the same though.

JKER > YSI-what can brown do for you
12/05/2014 at 02:42

haha I don't think there's anything wrong with it.... It would just be better to have a good story!

JustWaitingForAMate > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:42

You met on OKCupid.

JKER > Redd, the RX-7 that could
12/05/2014 at 02:42

Oh god yes that would be perfect. Now I wish I would actually meet a girl that would say that.

JKER > Aaron James
12/05/2014 at 02:44

LMAO "uh yeah mom we just were next to each other in a sex shop and happened to lock eyes, it was love at first sight"

YSI-what can brown do for you > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:44

As long as the relationship is good, the story isn't that big of deal! I would just tell your friends that you meet her at a bar or something. Make it as generic as possible, that way no question are asked.

Aaron James > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:45

Well, I mean, it is kind of the electronic version of that when it comes right down to it.....

JKER > YSI-what can brown do for you
12/05/2014 at 02:48

Yeah idk if the relationship will be 'good' or not yet lol, we're seeing how it goes. I just thought it'd be fun to come up with a funny story.

YSI-what can brown do for you > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:49

Only one way to find out!

Tell people you were out murdering hookers, when someone told you to stop and then you asked that person on a date. That might raise some eyebrows though. . .

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:49

Everyone puts their keys in a bowl and a person dressed up as the stig drives everything while the guests have a party. You were the stig, fell in love with her _________ and then demanded to meet the driver.

JKER > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/05/2014 at 02:51

What that's an actual thing?

XJDano > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:52

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

On second thought maybe tinder would be better.

TheHondaBro > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:53

I think every male Opponaut would "lubricate their transmissions" at the sight of that.

JKER > XJDano
12/05/2014 at 02:54

haha yeah maybe

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:54

Maybe she happens to have a thing for guys in trench coats and shades?

True story - I was at a sex shop and every customer there is in their dialy clothes because hey, where else are you gonna buy lube and condoms at a decent price without the pimply virgin register clerk giving you shit? But anyways, THERE WAS A GUY IN A TRENCHCOAT AND SHADES O_O.......I thought that was just a joke. But nope, he was there buying porn like it's the worst thing in the worold to be seen buying "Tropical Vacation Honeys Vol. 4".......Vol. 6 is waaaaaay better but anyways.........yeah, sex shop = perfectly normal.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:55

......yes........you should volunteer to be "the stig" at one of them.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > JKER
12/05/2014 at 02:57

She rescued you from the clutches of an evil warlord who was keeping you in a castle somewhere in the Yandang Mountains.

She came in riding on a Pegasus slayed the king with her gun-mace freeing you and claiming you as her own.

JKER > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/05/2014 at 02:58

I mean, he was probably just going to go watch porn and then flash people so the trench coat makes sense.

JKER > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
12/05/2014 at 02:59

Well that's not very manly. Did I let down my hair so she could climb into the tower to save me too?

Conan > JKER
12/05/2014 at 03:03

You did a handbrake turn.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > JKER
12/05/2014 at 03:07

It's 2014, gender roles are much less specific. If you feel like letting down your chest hair would make you seem more manly than by all means add it to the tale.

JKER > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
12/05/2014 at 03:11

More like my pubic hair...

XJDano > JKER
12/05/2014 at 03:12

Was she helping you move furniture?

Kinja'd!!!

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > JKER
12/05/2014 at 03:15

Even better, she let her pubic hair climb up the tower to save you.

JKER > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
12/05/2014 at 03:20

Wut

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > JKER
12/05/2014 at 03:22

Yeah, just say you met on Tinder...

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > JKER
12/05/2014 at 03:24

You meet while doing a course on becoming qualified to operate a mobile tee shirt repair business, quit the course before graduating so no, unfortunately you are unable to repair their shirt. That's if they ask.

JKER > YSI-what can brown do for you
12/05/2014 at 03:30

'might' That's the understatement of the year.

JKER > TheHondaBro
12/05/2014 at 03:30

More like my drive shaft.

JKER > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast
12/05/2014 at 03:31

What kind of loser am I if I can't even graduate a t-shirt repair course? Sheesh man they're going to rip me apart for that.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > JKER
12/05/2014 at 03:40

Ha Ha, I doubt that course would exist anyway but it was meant just as a way of telling someone it's not any of there business.

Xyl0c41n3 > JKER
12/05/2014 at 04:45

The craziest story is the truth. Go with that.

JKER > Xyl0c41n3
12/05/2014 at 05:52

That's not that crazy.

PS9 > JKER
12/05/2014 at 07:38

Other Person: Cute girl! Where did you meet?
You: Tinder.
Other Person: What? Eww.

After that, you can safely delete the other person's contact info and unfriend on social media, because you obviously don't want to be friends with a shameless douchebag.

Thunderface > JKER
12/05/2014 at 07:40

LAMBO

scoob > Thunderface
12/05/2014 at 08:29

Honda Accord Coupe

OPPOsaurus WRX > JKER
12/05/2014 at 08:36

there was a guy who put a bomb on a bus. if it went under 50 the bus would blow up. your both on this bus, she takes over driving after the driver is injured and you come up with the plan to get everyone off the bus before it blows up. You have saved the day and she falls in love with you. you have made plans to take a cruise in the near future.

BKosher84 > YSI-what can brown do for you
12/05/2014 at 12:35

One of my friends met her now boyfriend on Tinder so it's not THAT big of a deal...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > JKER
12/06/2014 at 16:29

TRUTH

JKER > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/06/2014 at 16:30

I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > JKER
12/06/2014 at 16:41

WHYNOT

JKER > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/06/2014 at 16:46

BECAUSE THE TRUTH HURTS

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > JKER
12/06/2014 at 16:49

If you lie once, you have keep up the lie indefinitely. Both of your accounts of the fabricated tale must be identical, as you will eventually be pressed for details.